Kermit the frog thinks craft beer has gotten out of hand –

Disappointing. While I never would have expected Kermit to be a wine connoisseur, I also have a hard time believing he’s an anti-craft BMC drinker. He’s so reasonable. It isn’t easy being green, so something better than fizzy yellow beer is called for.

Perhaps, however, I’m not giving our fine amphibian friend his due. Perhaps in saying that the craft beer thing has gone too far when it comes to pumpkin spice beer, he is expressing nothing more than the purist’s desire for the original ingredients of malt, hops, yeast and water–that’s a common attitude, perfectly compatible with a general appreciation for much of what craft beer has to offer.

Yes, I’m sure that’s what it is. How else could he deal with that pig of a girlfriend?